My Son Leaked a Potential Future Product Enhancement

Below is an excerpt from my son’s 2nd grade project. He wrote a little book titled, “All About Apple.”  This is the second page.  You see, I have a particular bias that you shouldn’t use cases on your iPhone. Apparently Jake shares my opinion. He’s making reference to an as-yet-released product extension. Its a few months out, please don’t share it. 🙂

Apparently I need to talk about work a little less, and put down my Apple products every once in a while. Regardless, it is clear he is going to be a direct marketing copywriter.

He’s right though. You should use New Relic.

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