We’re Sexy and We Know It: Vote New Relic for the Crunchies ‘Sexiest Enterprise Startup’

Did you hear? The industry agrees: the enterprise IS sexy! So much so that New Relic has been nominated for this year’s ‘Sexiest Enterprise Startup’ Crunchie Award… and boy do we think we’d be a perfect winner. If you’re like us and think enterprise is sexy, vote for New Relic here (vote daily!) and be sure to spread the word.

For the small percentage of you that may need some convincing (although, we’re not sure why), we broke down some of our favorite 2013 moments to show you just how sexy enterprise can be.

The facts.

This past year alone, New Relic acquired more than 500 new enterprise customers, a list that includes companies like Dow Jones, Farmers Insurance, E*Trade, Electronic Arts and more. In 2013, we saw a huge surge in our mobile APM solution among enterprise customers. New Relic is monitoring more than 7.4 million monthly active users for large enterprise mobile customers. Mobile in the enterprise is no longer a myth. That’s sexy.

Did you hear?

Early last month the cat came out of the bag – New Relic was a key part of the solution to fix Healthcare.gov. New Relic became part of the daily War Room efforts to meet the President’s deadline to track down the site’s performance and other IT problems. To learn more about how New Relic rose to the occasion, check out the blog post.

Fast-forward to the end of December: New Relic was once again positioned in the “Leaders” quadrant in the Gartner “Magic Quadrant for Application Performance Monitoring” report for the second consecutive year. Gartner’s Magic Quadrant is a tool that many enterprises use to evaluate vendors and the market. For more information, check out our blog.

We’re sexy and we know it!

Just as every beautiful supermodel humbly says, true sexiness comes from the inside. We at New Relic are no different – our employees are the essence of our sexiness. We’re not talking looks, but rather about our knowledge, quirkiness and inner nerd — all the things that help us bring to life truly sexy software.

Need more proof? Below is one of New Relic’s finest nerds leaving all his sexy on the dance floor at the New Relic Holiday party.  This might be worth a whole separate Crunchie category of its own…


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Morgan Flatley is on the customer marketing team at New Relic. Before making the New Relic marketing team her home, she dabbled in PR for startup tech companies. View posts by .

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