1. Choose between X-Ray Vision or some really good prescription sunglasses. (We’re looking at you, Warby.)
2. Guess how many rubies would actually fit into a python. Please assume the python is peckish.
3. Watch 1/60th of 60 Minutes.
4. Listen to an entire Ramones album.
5. Make a terrible life decision based on inauspicious advice you got from a fortune cookie. (The worst part: it wasn’t even your fortune cookie.)
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